“That stinkin racket is from the 80’s.”
“HE FLINCHED!”
“Is that the muffler?”
“Hi. My name is Jacob. Sorry but I have to do this.”
“You just got ZUNG!”
“I hate your comedy.”
“Plank!”
“That was the first time we hugged in ten years.”
“She was topping forty through the uprights.”
“Hurry up already.”
“JEEENNNNNNAAAAA”
“I just worked on my brakes before I got here.”
“Why would you ride a bike with no brakes?”
“We’re going up!”
“I assume the table on the 17th floor is a part of your shenanigans.”
“That’s three! Take it off!”
“I got to release some blind baby seals into the wild.”
“What’s up ladies?”
“Put on a shirt freckles.”
“You think I’m smart enough to plan all that out?”
“How do I get out of breakfast club?”
“I got both of em!”
“Houdini”
“Can I bring a flare gun next year?”
“Harvester, floor 11!”
“Zingersssss!”
If there are any other quotes we missed, feel free to add them in a comment.








